Our brave news reporter Shri Maithum Srivastava has broken this exclusive story this morning. Its coming right from JNU campus. AISA activist and alleged student leader, Shehla Rashid was seen crying alone at ganga dhaba. It was a mega scene for never-attending-class students and never-taking-class teachers of JNU. While they are habituated fighting, blocking and agitating over a coin flip also, today they found it strange that their cheer leader is crying sitting at ganga dhaaba. Shehla is not known from crying in this circle but for zindabad murdabaad so a shock wave spread across entire campus as it was a sign of her turning right wing.
Soon the news spread like fire and cameramen from all channels started gather there. Our fastest channel, HMP news was first to reach the venue and they were quick to take a bite from Shehla.
Reporter : "Shehla Biwi, why are are crying this much ?"
Shehla: " Gaand fati ke bhadwe.."
Reporter: "But madam, what happened ??"
Shehla : "Hamko paagal bana rahe hain maad%%chod ke bachche..."
Reporter: "But madam, what is the issue ??"
Shehla : " Today is Afzal maamu death anniversary, no tukde tukde, no agitation, no dafli, kanhaiya has turned sanghi, Umar doesn't have time out of gaanza, what to do ? "
Reporter: "But madam, that is anti national !!"
Shehla : "Gaand fati ke bhadwe, sutta nikaal !!"
HMP news has confirmed authenticity of this news promoted the reporter to editor for this sensational bite.
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